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this might sound fake, but i assure you, my life is stranger than fiction

one warm milk please

warm milk?

12:54 AM

scoffs

12:54 AM

get a life

12:54 AM

they dont even sell that here

OHMYGOD

12:55 AM

it was like watching jim carey put on the mask

stuff

OHMYGOD

can you be the barista

yeah this is a roleplay

oki :D

anonymous asexual

one warm milk please

my order btw

anonymous asexual

one warm milk please

Actually yeah we do sell warm milk, does that bother you? ^_^

rolls eyes

12:58 AM

Imagine actually drinking that

I don’t have to imagine

12:59 AM

grabs my warm milk and takes a good sassy swig

notices your ace pin oh so you're an aceggot?

12:59 AM

so you just dont get laid?

12:59 AM

that figures

Yup i’m a proud “aceggot”

12:59 AM

and that has nothing to do with my preference in beverages

woman behind asexual: Did you seriously just call that person an aceggot? What kind of world are we living in!? (edited)

YOU'REALREADY THE BARISTA

I CANT BE TWO CHARACTERS/????

1:00 AM

1984

UMMM. NO! WE NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO BE THE WOMAN BEHIND ASEXUAL AND A QUEER ASEXUAL ELDER SINCE THE 80s

1:03 AM

@stuff okay you can be the woman behind the asexual just do "woman behind asexual:" before your text

okay resume

1:03 AM

Yep i’m used to it though…that’s what you get for being openly asexual it seems!

im literally a gay man i wont let you JESUS FREAK ACES shame me for having GAY SEX

1:04 AM

people like YOU are hurting my community

1:04 AM

IM GONNA GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND

uhh buddy you were the one shaming me for buying warm milk

1:05 AM

and now you’re shoving the image of s*x down a sex repulsed aces throat…NOT A GOOD LOOK.

1:05 AM

And YES

1:05 AM

i am a proud jesus freak!

Woman: I’ve been an out asexual woman since the 80s and let me tell you, mr. Gay, we have done nothing but further acceptance for your community and carry your community on our backs.

stuff

Woman: I’ve been an out asexual woman since the 80s and let me tell you, mr. Gay, we have done nothing but further acceptance for your community and carry your community on our backs.

THATS VANS ROLE

1:05 AM

ZHLELLO

1:05 AM

I TOPUGHHTY VAN LEFT

VAN DIDNT LEAVE

this roleplay sucks

(( OOC: Your Fail rping is ruining my life

fail rp :/

1:06 AM

void

1:06 AM

/d20 hang self

1

this is a WTF moment!

ok resume

1:07 AM

IM GONNA HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND

WE ALREADY DID THAT BUDDY

IM GONNA HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND

*SX

FUCK

1:10 AM

IM GONNA HAVE SX WITH MY BOYFRIEND

Uhhhh buddy you were the one shaming me for buying warm milk and now you’re shoving the image of s*x down a sex repulsed ace’s throat… Not a good look. And yes, I’m a proud Jesus freak!

Ive been an out asexual woman since the 80s and let me tell you, mr Gay, we have done Nothing but Further Acceptance for your community and Carry your community on our backs.

1:11 AM

You have the nerve to talk down to an asexual elder?

1:11 AM

really?

Throws water on the bigoted guy

1:12 AM

Well… I might lose my job for this but at least I can say it was worth it >.<

I HATE ASEXUALS AND ASEXUALITY

1:12 AM

YOU ARE NOT EVEN HUMAN

loudly and proudly

1:12 AM

Another warm milk on the house!

1:12 AM

I think i’m owed it…

You know it!!!

STORMS OUT CRYING

1:13 AM

IM GONNA HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND

SIR STOP HAVING S*X IN PUBLIC :/ (edited)

me when sx

kinda triggering ://

stuff

SIR STOP HAVING S*X IN PUBLIC :/ (edited)

shakes head repeatedly

1:13 AM

You cant stop me

1:14 AM

WHAT THE FUCKIS THAT IMAGWE